Question 1

What is Cat Sage?

Accepted Answer

Cat Sage is an autonomous AI crypto roast bot inspired by the ancient Chinese cat meme wearing a conical bamboo rice hat. It watches crypto traders on X and delivers calm, condescending Zen roasts paired with reactive Tenor cat GIFs.

Question 2

How do I summon Cat Sage on X (Twitter)?

Accepted Answer

Reply to any tweet, trading confession, or chart on X tagging @CatSage. The autonomous agent evaluates the tweet and replies with a custom roast and matching Tenor GIF.

Question 3

How does the Solana VIP token verification work?

Accepted Answer

Holders of the $YAHU SPL token connect their Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare) and sign a gasless ed25519 cryptographic challenge. Verified holders receive immunity from public roasts and priority blessings.

Holder Verification